The Horse / Copywriter

The Horse rampages through the rock and roll landscape like a wild stallion who has not been ridden enough to be controlled, though he desperately wishes to be. His liver is prestigious as is his ability to avoid his round at the bar, and to blame others for his actions. His disparaging of Match of the Day and it’s exceptional statistical analysis is a constant of his conversation and must be tolerated and allowed to pass if there is to be any fun to be had in his area. His jokes usually fall flat and casual response to this has given rise to the mighty Uncle Rock axiom “Enough of your shit patter, get to the bar.”

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